turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via mydrunkkitchen)

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via ppeanutttt)

st0rkcharmer:

miragesofmariam:

puke-prince:

obladiobladacrystal:

celebstarlets:

4/12/14 - Vanessa Hudgens at the 2014 Coachella Music Festival Desert Pool Party.

Fucking queen

HOW IS SOMEONE SO PERFECT

OMG

yum

(via tarptown)

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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute, via acid-washed-thoughts)

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